“¡El Lugar de Slampo es cerrado!” declared our erstwhile reader representative, Hidalgo Hidalgo, just moments after we had clamped the padlocks and repositioned the razor wire at the Slampo’s Place compound in southwest Houston and headed out in his Dodge Caravan.
We think that means “Slampo’s Place is closed!”
At least through Spring Break.
We’ll be accompanying Hidalgo on his annual “Spring Break in Nuevo Laredo” package tour. For some reason, we are his only customer this year. “You’ll have the place to yourself,” he has promised.
Good Lord willin’, etc., we will return the week of March 20.