Out of the Office

Slampo’s Place is headed up for the East Coast for summer vacation, just in time for the breaking of the New Jersey budget impasse that led to the closing of the state’s casinos and beaches (New Jersey, as you know, is the state where motorists are forbidden by law from pumping their own gas, and where, last summer in the quaint burg of Cape May, we saw four guys [all whiteys] in commercial painters uniforms daubing over a 4-foot-high picket fence that couldn’t have been more than 30 or 40 feet in length).

We will return the week of July 17th, perhaps sooner.