Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Had to Rearrange Their Faces, Give Them All Another Name

At right is our favorite never-ending-touring sexagenarian rock ’n’ roll poet. (Or maybe it’s Larry Fine, at the tail-end of the Joe Besser Interregnum.) At left is a facial model sculpted by the Harris County Medical Examiner’s Office of an unknown white male whose remains were discovered in an overgrown lot in the 2000 block of Lamar in Houston on April 27, 2005. The man was thought to be between 55 and 65 years of age and stand 5-foot-5.

Sorry, that’s all we got today.

We ain’t even gonna pretend to give a damn about Tom Craddick.